Modern Miracles

exemplarybehaviour:

hello yes i would like a story with this exact plot but written by someone with more talent and commitment than me

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

b-e-a-u-t-yisonlyskindeep:

excavationed:

I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read

tom-sits-like-a-whore:


Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

brenodnurie:

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

(Source: brenodnurie)

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE

I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

"
- THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

derpcakes:

villains with tragic backstories

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intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

Modern Miracles

exemplarybehaviour:

hello yes i would like a story with this exact plot but written by someone with more talent and commitment than me

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

b-e-a-u-t-yisonlyskindeep:

excavationed:

I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read

tom-sits-like-a-whore:


Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

brenodnurie:

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

(Source: brenodnurie)

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

image

"

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE

I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

"
- THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

derpcakes:

villains with tragic backstories

image

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies